Town leaders in Havana, Florida reportedly approved early plans for Leaf Lagoon, a tobacco heritage water park celebrating the town’s historic farming roots.
Proposed attractions include:
The Cigar Cutter Drop (a straight-down waterslide)
The Shade-Grown Lazy River
The Little Leaf Splash Pad for kids
Supporters say the park would combine Havana’s agricultural history with something the area definitely needs during Florida summers: more places to cool off.
Beer Pipeline Proposal from Quincy
In what some are calling the “most efficient transportation plan yet,” local officials are rumored to be studying a direct beverage pipeline from Burned Beard Brewing to thirsty residents across Gadsden County, Florida.
The concept would allow fresh craft beer to be “distributed through underground tap lines.”
Supporters say it would:
Reduce traffic
Cut down on growler trips
And dramatically improve happiness levels countywide.
Havana Antique District Trolley
There’s also talk of a weekend antique trolley connecting the shops in downtown Havana, Florida with visitors coming from Tallahassee, Florida.
The proposed trolley would run every Saturday and feature:
Antique shopping stops
Local history narration
And optional “porch sitting breaks” built into the schedule.
Early feedback from locals: “Honestly… we’d ride it.”
Tallahassee Tests “Gator Awareness Zones”
Officials in Tallahassee, Florida are reportedly testing Gator Awareness Zones in parks and greenways.
These zones would include:
Warning signs
Gator selfie spots
And a proposed “Gator of the Month” educational display.
Because… if you’re going to live in Florida, you might as well lean into it.
Now We Want to Hear From You
Which of these sounds the most believable?
🌴 Havana Water Park
🍺 Beer Pipeline from Burned Beard
🚂 Havana Antique Trolley
🐊 Tallahassee Gator Awareness Zones
Or better yet…. what’s your April Fools rumor for Havana or Gadsden County?
Drop your best idea in the comments and let’s see who can fool the most locals today.